Kent: ...and the weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara. And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.
Marge: [growls] That's true... but he shouldn't say it.

Turns out it rains here. A lot. Oh and wait, the sub-letters
before us felt it necessary to NOT put their cat on
antiflea medication. Sitting, waiting for my laundry to finish
I noticed a flea hoping on my shirt. In disbelief I texted Matt
and he said he saw them too.
The landlady was responsive and came over while
we were vacuuming. Steps are being made to correct this.
Really?